The complete London experience
I remember learning in school about how my country started.... Good old England has an acute shortage of prison space, this combined with a zero tolerance crime and punishment policy meant that new and ingenious ways needed to be found to accommodate the ever growing prison population. The Government of the time knew of a Great South Land that had recently been discovered and apparently this land had no one there, Terra Nullius they called it (we wont talk of the thriving indigenous population living there at the time…). So they thought to themselves....hmmmm..... these damn prisoners.....these convict folk..... why not send them across the oceans to this strange land far away.... down there they can't steal anything because there isn't anything to steal....yeah....lets get a fleet of boats together and send them to this empty land of the south....and thus my home country, Australia was born....
So what better way to connect with my home country than to travel all the way to London (where the birth of my nation was decided upon) and be pick pocketed by a Londoner.... Yep now I can truly connect to my home. So as I caught the no. 52 from Knightsbridge to Notting Hill, with flowers in one hand, the hand of Farah in my other hand and my wallet.....hmmmm...where is it.... I thought it was in my coat pocket....HA! Not likely my friend.... "Like to pick a pocket or two..." or so the song in Oliver Twist goes.... Well my wallet of ten years...yep one of my first purchases after getting my first checkout chick job at Coles Warrawong...is now gone...and Oliver Twist and all of his friends are now £20 + Oyster Card (£10 of prepaid London travel), photos of Farah, Sister and Debussy and Bonney (my cats of childhood), gym membership cards, video cards, phone card, and two credit cards better off... Do'h! Well that'll learn me I guess.....
So now I am planning super secure travel techniques for the next journey... I guess I can be thankful I have learnt my lesson now and not in Bishkek or Tashkent….
So keep your wallet safe ladies and gents.... the world is not a safe place!
